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true friends are people you can capslock with to no end without being judged.
(via erinairout)
Source: planets-bend-between-us
Trust me when I say,
The world is a beautiful place, if only you take the time to look.
Always a pleasure to encourage healthy debauchery, wherever and whenever it may present itself.
Me
Source: nikkotine
A very nice man who helped me with my phone at T-Mobile today was trying to flirt with me
He was a beautiful man. And so tall. And older. Like, late-20s, early-30s older.
Why doesn’t this sort of shit happen to me when I’m single?
