Whenever I handle raw beef, I always think to myself, “wow, this used to be an animal. THIS was part of a cow once.”
Then I feel guilty.
And cook.
Oh my god.
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Let’s get friendship IUDs, girl.
Oh my god why do people talk to me. (via icarntspell)
I need to be able to say this someday. I NEED to.
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Hey Will,
Link knows how to play fetch. Does Biscuit? 8C
I just died watching what is possibly the CUTEST VIDEO EVER.
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Awesome.
- Q: What does a nosy pepper do?
- A: Gets jalapeño business
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i just made the most delicious cocktail.
i juiced two green apples and a hunk of ginger. poured that over ice and about two ounces of big apple bacardi (which was in my easter basket from drew’s dad!! :3) and added a pinch of brown sugar and the juice from half a lime.
i rimmed the the jar with lime juice and brown sugar.
it tastes. PERFECT. never had anything better.
you are all missing out.
every. single. one. of. you.
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OH MY GOD SHANE.
OH MY GOD RICK.
OH MY GOD.
NO ONE GETS LYNCHED FOR EXFOLIATING
No one gets lynched for exfoliating.
I can’t breathe.
(via no-i-in-threesome)
Source: lakilester
Official Trailer for The Hobbit
I just almost completely passed out for no apparent reason.
No big deal, right?
This is our cute dog Bella. She was diagnosed with congenital megaesophagus soon after we found her at 4 months old. Megaesophagus means that her esophagus is enlarged and lacks the muscle mobility to swallow food while horizontal. This is her “Baileys Chair,” which she needs sit in while eating and for 10 minutes after she eats. She eats soft dog food with a little water mixed in. She is now seven months old and doing great!
Oh my GOD. I CANNOT. I CAN’T.
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oh my god
Somebody please tell me what is happening, and what this is.
…I can’t.
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If you speak Filipino then this is relevant. If not then move along.
My younger cousin just posted this on his Facebook.
“Kuto ka ba?”
“Bakit?”
“Kasi, palaging ka nasa ulo ko.”
