spiritguide: everyday Blue-footed boobies are the cutest.
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spiritguide:

everyday

Blue-footed boobies are the cutest.

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Let’s get friendship IUDs, girl.

Oh my god why do people talk to me. (via icarntspell)

I need to be able to say this someday. I NEED to.

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no-i-in-threesome:

I died laughing at this episode. Sometimes he’s way, way off, but occasionally he nails it and this is one such instance.

^

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Hahaha!

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combatbrodom:

nuclearbummer:

this is my new favorite video

Hercules reads his script entirely wrong
(reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)

Kevin Sorbo was a Black Dynamite character before there was even a Black Dynamite.

This video still makes me crack up because of how Sorbo says the line with so much conviction.

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Oh my god.

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Oh my god.

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kirsthestars:

Don’t dance too hard when you’re pregnant. 

Oh my god.

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Nikkotine has the power to read the memories of others. Additionally, she has learned to make women appear from nowhere, however can only do so once a day. Nikkotine has inherited a breathtaking intelligence and she has the power to become tiny. She likewise has been known to view distant locations with her mind and she possesses the power to sculpt and mold all kevlar with a thought. Nikkotine can spit explosive missiles from her laser cannon toward any adversary close by. Sadly, Nikkotine becomes ugly in the presence of yaks.
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Nikkotine has the power to read the memories of others. Additionally, she has learned to make women appear from nowhere, however can only do so once a day. Nikkotine has inherited a breathtaking intelligence and she has the power to become tiny. She likewise has been known to view distant locations with her mind and she possesses the power to sculpt and mold all kevlar with a thought. Nikkotine can spit explosive missiles from her laser cannon toward any adversary close by. Sadly, Nikkotine becomes ugly in the presence of yaks.

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  • Legolas: THAT IS NO MERE RANGER
  • Legolas: THAT IS ARAGORN II
  • Legolas: SON OF ARATHORN II
  • Legolas: SON OF ARADOR
  • Aragorn: Legolas stop
  • Legolas: SON OF ARGONUI
  • Legolas: SON OF ARATHORN I
  • Legolas: SON OF ARASSUIL
  • Legolas: SON OF ARAHAD II
  • Legolas: SON OF ARAVORN
  • Boromir: is this really necessary
  • Legolas: SON OF ARAGOST
  • Legolas: SON OF ARAHAD I
  • Legolas: SON OF ARAGLAS
  • Legolas: SON OF ARAGORN I
  • Gandalf: this could take a while
  • Legolas: SON OF ARAVIR
  • Legolas: SON OF ARANUIR
  • Legolas: SON OF ARAHAEL
  • Legolas: SON OF ARANARTH
  • Legolas: SON OF ARVEDUI
  • Legolas: SON OF ARAPHANT
  • Elrond: good god man calm down
  • Legolas: SON OF ARAVAL
  • Legolas: SON OF ARVELEG II
  • Legolas: SON OF ARVEGIL
  • Legolas: SON OF ARGELEB II
  • Frodo: *falls asleep*
  • Legolas: SON OF ARAPHOR
  • Legolas: SON OF ARVELEG I
  • Legolas: SON OF ARGELEB I
  • Legolas: SON OF MALVEGIL
  • Gimli: this is ridiculous
  • Legolas: SON OF CELEBRINDOR
  • Legolas: SON OF MALLOR
  • Legolas: SON OF BELEG
  • Legolas: SON OF AMLAITH
  • Aragorn: Legolas
  • Legolas: SON OF EARENDUR
  • Legolas: SON OF ELENDUR
  • Legolas: SON OF VALANDUR
  • Legolas: SON OF TARONDOR
  • Aragorn: Legolas it's fine
  • Legolas: SON OF TARCIL
  • Legolas: SON OF ARANTAR
  • Legolas: SON OF ELDACAR
  • Legolas: SON OF VALANDIL
  • Legolas: SON OF ISILDUR
  • Gimli: finally
  • Legolas: YOU OWE HIM YOUR ALLEGIANCE.
  • Boromir: anything to make you shut up

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brain-food:

2012: the year of the archers ⇢

Oh god, laughing so hard. Poor Lego.

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Literal tears from laughing so hard. My stomach hurts.

Also this is going to be me and my friends when we’re old. Except I hope our celeb sex tapes feature more attractive people.

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