I’m so beyond tired but I have plans tonight and tomorrow night and it’s gonna be fun and great and today I’m parking my ass on the couch and watching Pirates of the Caribbean with Zach and I’m not putting on real pants until we go out tonight and it’s gonna be GREAT.
expensive irony: the existential and class dilemma of my life and wardrobe
Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
It’s too real. Virgo forever.