contentment

Jun 03

Tony: You've been using Netflix for a while.
Me: I haven't used Netflix at all today.
Tony: Then who was phone!!
Tony: It was my sister.
Tony: She left it open while she was out for the last two hours.
Me: "Then who was phone"?
Tony: I'm cool.

D’awwwwww.

Whenever I handle raw beef, I always think to myself, “wow, this used to be an animal. THIS was part of a cow once.”

Then I feel guilty.

And cook.

Oh my god.

I’ve had this top since middle school. It used to be long-sleeved. Then it was short-sleeved for a while.

And now it’s a tank top.

#49

thisiswhiteprivilege:

White privilege is never having to have that “talk” with your children about how, as they get older, people will be afraid of them because of the color of their skin.

Yuuuup.

(via humanformat)

spiritguide:

everyday

Blue-footed boobies are the cutest.

(Source: bradybrereton)

where all dem boys at

nrrrdcakkke:

with pomade in their hair and throat tattoos and button down shirts and they can play the fuckin banjo and carve me things out of wood?

tumblr gave me a fetish I didn’t know existed but it’s like being horny for unicorns. These men do not exist.

guru

thebusiness:

beside the gravestone
seated, he remained
for many months

the entire town
observed him
and he’d only
spoken once

the wisdom he
imparted to
the people
brief and rare

was all that life
had taught him
and his duty
was to share

“remember not
the good times
when a worry
you had not

but focus on
the struggle and
the things for
which you fought”

Oh also I drank those beers super fast and now coupled with my weird-ass appetite recently I’m quite fiiiiiine thanks.　

Jun 02

You guys.

Since I didn’t want to order anything for delivery and haven’t gone grocery shopping recently, all I’ve had tonight is four beers, two small apples, some cheese slices, and a cookie.

Which means I’ve been farting all night long.

“Let’s get friendship IUDs, girl.” —

Oh my god why do people talk to me. (via icarntspell)

I need to be able to say this someday. I NEED to.

bonesoflight:

nikkotine:

bonesoflight replied to your post: Either I need to stop trying to make plans with…

If I lived in Chicago we could hang out ALL THE TIME

Precisely why you should MOVE HERE already.　

Uuuugh I want to so badly. BUT in February I’ll be eligible for transfer at my job, and my manager already suggested Chicago, so there’s that possibility…?

!!!

The 7-11 by my dorm apparently sells Foster’s now so I bought a couple for shit’s sake. Seeing how many Archer episodes I can re-watch until they’re done and I start with the Coronas.

bonesoflight replied to your post: Either I need to stop trying to make plans with…

If I lived in Chicago we could hang out ALL THE TIME

Precisely why you should MOVE HERE already.　