March 2012
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Holy sexual frustration.
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February 2012
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Skipping my Classic Lit class.
I really shouldn’t be, since that’s the class in which I’m probably doing the worst in right now, which is really weird.
On the bright side, the weather is RIDICULOUSLY nice today and I’m having trouble trying to remind myself not to wear too many layers.
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Can it just be Friday already? And can my body...
I’d really appreciate it if it would, you know, function properly.
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bonesoflight replied to your photo: So much face today. Also new jewelry.
Does this mean I can just shout “SHOW ME YER BALLZ” at you whenever I want? Because I so totally will.
Um duh. Come to Chicago so you can shout at me in person.
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“What an astonishing thing a book is. It’s a flat object made from a tree with...”
– Carl Sagan, “Cosmos” (via phrazey)
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Things I hear on campus that make me want to kill...
“Ohmigod I LOVE Chinese food! Sriracha is like, my most favourite thing ever! Chinese people seriously have the best inventions.”
“Why do they wear burqas anyway?” “She’s wearing a hijab, dumbass.” “Whatever, just shave your hair off and don’t bother wearing one.”
“How is the Quran like a joint? If you burn it, you’ll get...
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“President Obama once said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a...”
– Republican presidential candidate RICK SANTORUM, on Sunday’s Meet The Press.
No seriously. This guy is a fucking dick.
(via the Los Angeles Times)
The thing is, Santorum actually believes this. But in his defense, I can understand his self interest in ensuring fewer people go to college and...
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Anonymous asked: Is jerrodellis your boyfriend?
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jerrodellis:
I buried my grief under a pile of burning ash that once lit the sage of my ill-conceived past, slight up a hill in a rotten-cabin wood where every hope and tear muddled into soot. Once the spine that arched this aching upright head, holster thoughts that bore my prolonged dread, and when I stretch, I fret bending low, for my back can’t carry what these thoughts do sow.
My babe is...
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“Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.”
– Alfred A. Montapert
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I should have moved to Canada.
Canada has Colin Mochrie and Katie West and poutine.
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Things I like about myself #1.
I think of myself as a very laidback person — not with my personality and how I behave, but in how I respond to certain situations. It is incredibly hard for me to get irritated or annoyed at anything, and even harder still for me to get mad. I usually think it’s pointless to waste your energy with annoyance or anger, when I’d much rather put that energy into remedying the situation....
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I just watched The 40 Year Old Virgin for the...
I also tried Yoohoo for the first time, too. Still like Milo way better though.
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“Basically, men are afraid of women and can’t handle the fact that they came out...”
– Henry Rollins, Solipsist
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I am entertained, forever. →
kirsthestars:
I don’t remember who reblogged this, but it’ll keep you entertained.
Greatest website ever.
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Very good things.
Luke James’ range (wait until 1:35 and prepare to plotz)
Kung Fu Hustle on the UIC movie channel — “DAS RACIST.”
Spontaneous, drunk singing circles
Shmooping
Hilarious Skype calls with my mother
Butt pictures
“Purple Beard Man is now Green Beard Man.”
Community is coming back! (March 15!)
Cathartic reading
New hoodie
Ben & Jerry’s Dublin Mudslide
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Having a half-Italian, half-Spanish text...
Filed under: things that are only funny to me.
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I just realized I forgot about my blogiversary.
Happy three years and six days, blog.