January 2012
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Americans have the weirdest names for their beer.
Fat Tire?
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WatchDon’t worry, she likes nipple play.
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THERE IS A MICHAEL JACKSON CIRQUE DU SOLEIL SHOW. →
OH. MY. GOD.
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Reblog if your vagina is magical.
gogovegan:
Hahahahahahahahaha
I think I’ll name mine Adi Parashakti.
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Came so hard my head is still spinning. God bless new batteries.
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dorkyone replied to your post: The fact that a single, one-worded text just made…
it said “cake” didn’t it? i knew it.
Of course you knew it, you’re the one who sent it to me.
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The fact that a single, one-worded text just made my day better makes me hate myself.
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naturae-filius:
Embrace nudity!
Like this?
(No but seriously, I’m about to take a shower.)
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I have to transfer money into my bank account so I can buy one more book for my Classic Lit class, and the boy found out that I haven’t been taking any medicine for my cough, so I have to buy that too…
But I just finished masturbating and now all I want to do is nap.
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I can't possibly be the only person who cares...
I mean sure, I’ve missed my leather jackets a lot. But I shouldn’t be able to wear one in January.
A guy on the bus took a stealth phone picture of me. Decidedly chose to appear oblivious so as to not ruin his moment. Either he thought I look fly as fuck, or really weird. I’m okay with either.
Tempted to go watch TGWTDT alone today, but that would probably be the worst idea...
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dyinginback:
She woke most mornings and reminded herself that she wasn’t the hero of a story, that she wasn’t trapped in the opening chapters of a mid-break act. She questioned where the interlude cards might go, where an omniscient narrator might ruminate on her early-morning vicambulations through the empty, rain-slicked streets. [sunken eyes cast downward] one such card might read. [i’d given...
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I just spent an hour browsing through the "The...
I’m not sure what it means when the biggest reason why I want to watch it is because of the alleged rape scene. I’m not sure if I want to know.
Going to sleep now. Maybe my demons will sing me a pretty lullaby tonight.
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Ladies, please make an effort to hide your bra...
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dhunki:
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brienne—of—tarth:
foodiewin:
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jellomuffins:
problem?
OMG MY BRA STRAP STOP IT IT’S LIKE SHOWING YOUR ANKLES
BLASPHEMY
DEAL WITH IT!!
omg so racy
Am I doing it right?
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I'm bored.
Bored bored bored.
Booooooooooooooooored.
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In terms of emotions, this has been the worst...
And there’s something you probably didn’t ever want or need to know about me.
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You know that feeling...
When you’re curled into a lifeless ball in bed, feeling like a lump but you’re too emotionally and physically tired to cry or do anything. And then all of a sudden the worst kind of thought ravages your mind, and afterwards that’s the only thing you can think about.
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I. Want. To. Kill. Everything.
I also want to claw out my uterus and make my cramps go away. I also want to fuck. I also want to spend the day with my siblings and watch movies in bed. I also want to cry while eating out of an ice cream pint.
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innumerablestars replied to your photo: Mini hoodie.
STOP BEING SO CUTE OR ELSE.
Don’t tempt me woman, or I’ll make you show me what the else implies.
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Caramel chocolates, Nutella, ice cream, pizza,...
SUCCESS.
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it's kirs: On Bodies, and Body Shapes →
kirsthestars:
TL;DR
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As some of you may know, I am absolutely in love with the human body as a general subject. To say that I see the human body as a work of art would be cliche, so instead I say that I see the human body as a translation of each individual’s perception of art. Among other hippie phrases…
Any males out there who want to help her out?
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“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure...”
– William Gibson
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Pineapple tart, bakkwa, lion dances, and hongbao....
Gong xi fa cai, everyone.
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